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“Sex is always good, isn't it? Well, actually it's not always good, but it's always a good thing.”
“I love work because it keeps sex in perspective. Otherwise, it can become a preoccupation.”
“Somebody's gotta stand up and say pubic hair is good, murder is bad. Sex is good, violence is bad.”
“... some of the best sex I can barely remember.”
“It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.”
“When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.”
“Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?”
“Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!”
“I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.”
“I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.”
“I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".”
“I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.”
“If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?”