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“So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.”

Country Hard Bigs Politics Citizens Red Sorry Swim Principal I'm Sorry Cuba Whips Menace Fervor

Author:Dennis Miller

“I feel genuinely sorry for those who are so blinded by narrow partisanship that they cannot appreciate Limbaugh's energy, intelligence and satiric skill. They live in a box with bags over their heads. Though he and I hardly agree on politics (I voted for Ralph Nader last year and may go Green again in 2004), I respect Limbaugh as a political analyst and deft rhetorician who is a master of the microphone and who knows how to engage and challenge a vast audience.”

“I'm sorry I ever invented the Electoral College.”

Politics College Sorry I'm Sorry Electoral College

Author:Al Gore

“[Today's left] would have left us with Slobodan Milosevic in power, Bosnia ethnically cleansed, Kosovo part of Greater Serbia, Afghanistan under the Taliban, and Iraq the property of a psychopathic crime family. Now, I'm sorry to say, I've no patience with that leftist mentality anymore.”

Today Politics Left Greater Crime Property Sorry Iraq Afghanistan Mentality I'm Sorry Taliban Leftists Bosnia Serbia Kosovo No Patience Psychopathic

Author:Christopher Hitchens

“If one uses one's intellect to become master over the unlimited emotions, it may produce a sorry and diversionary effect upon the intellect.”

Ifs May Use Emotion Effects Produce Masters Sorry Intellect Unlimited

Author:Friedrich Nietzsche

“The sparrow is sorry for the peacock at the burden of its tail.”

Sorry Burden Tails Sparrows Peacock

Book:Poems

Source: Poems

“When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.”

Said Sorry Print Quotations

Author:Laurence J. Peter

“Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control.”

Feels Running Birth Argument Prejudice Sorry Smile Birth Control I Smile

Author:Freddy Fender

“Living For Love single and remixes available in UK soon! Sorry you have to wait! Its not my decision or my choice! Thanks for your patience! #‎ rebelheart #‎ livingforlove”

Choices Waiting Decision Sorry Available Thanks Remix

Author:Madonna Ciccone

“Stripped of the cunning artifices of the tailor, and standing forth in the garb of Eden - what a sorry set of round-shouldered, spindle-shanked, crane-necked varlets would civilized men appear!”

Men Standing Sorry Rounds Civilized Cunning Eden Artifice Tailors Cranes

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Herman Melville (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Herman Melville (Illustrated)

“If we were to live here always, with no other care than how to feed, clothe, and house ourselves, life would be a very sorry business. It is immeasurably heightened by the solemnity of death.”

Ifs Would Be Care Death House Sorry Solemnity

Book:Dreamthorp: A Book of Essays Written in the Country

Source: Dreamthorp: A Book of Essays Written in the Country

“I still want to write Clint Eastwood a letter saying, 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry for all us wimp actors. You're the truth.' I guarantee he's not the person you want to fight, even now! You look at him, and you don't want to mess with him. He would still take you down.”

Want Writing Looks Persons Stills Fighting Actors Letters Sorry Mess Guarantees I'm Sorry Saying I'm Sorry Wimps

Author:Channing Tatum

“Furnished as all Europe now is with Academies of Science, with nice instruments and the spirit of experiment, the progress of human knowledge will be rapid and discoveries made of which we have at present no conception. I begin to be almost sorry I was born so soon, since I cannot have the happiness of knowing what will be known a hundred years hence.”

Years Humans Made Science Spirit Born Known Knowing Nice Progress Hundred Discovery Europe Scientist Instruments Sorry Experiments Conception Rapids Academy Human Knowledge

Author:Benjamin Franklin

“If there is anybody I detest, it is weak-minded sentimentalists-all those melancholy people who, out of an excess of sympathy for others, miss the thrill of their own essence and drift through life without identity, like a human fog, feeling sorry for everyone.”

People Ifs Humans Feelings Missing Identity Weak Essence Sorry Melancholy Excess Thrill Fog Sentimentality Detest Feeling Sorry

Book:John Cheever: Collected Stories and Other Writings

Source: John Cheever: Collected Stories and Other Writings

“What good can come from meeting death with tears? If a man Is sorry for himself, he doubles death.”

Ifs Men Death Tears Meetings Sorry

Book:Euripides

Source: Euripides

“... I have never met anybody who was sorry that they asked Jesus into their heart.”

Heart Jesus Mets Sorry

Author:Corrie Ten Boom

“Sex for many has become a sorry business, a mechanical release involving neither discovery nor triumph, stressing human isolation more dishearte-ingly than ever before.”

Humans Sex Discovery Stress Sorry Release Triumph Isolation Involving

Author:Germaine Greer

“An actress without talent, forty years old, ate a partridge for dinner, and I felt sorry for the partridge, for it occurred to me that in its life it had been more talented, more sensible, and more honest than the actress.”

Years Felt Honest Talent Sorry Dinner Actresses Forty Sensible Forty Years Old

Author:Anton Chekhov

“Age has a good mind and sorry shanks.”

Mind Age Sorry Old Age Good Mind Shank

Book:The works

Source: The works

“Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear.”

Has Beens Reason Sorry

Author:Molly Ivins

“Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.”

Wells Laughing Comedy Havens Sorry Radio Comedian I'm Sorry Clue Make Me Laugh

Author:Lynne Truss

“I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to take driver's ed. I just kind of went, Oh, forget it.”

Inspirational Kind Two Done Funny Forget Months Sorry Drivers Graduates Graduation I'm Sorry Forget It Two Months Work Done

Author:Fiona Apple

“I am very sorry to know and hear how unreverently that most precious jewel, the Word of God, is disputed, rhymed, sung and jangled in every ale-house and tavern, contrary to the true meaning and doctrine of the same.”

Knows House Sorry Contrary Doctrine Word Of God Jewels Blasphemy True Meaning Ale Taverns Precious Jewels

Author:King Edward VIII

“I'm sorry, I'm a little busy. Can i ignore you later?”

Littles Wise Sorry Busy I'm Sorry

Author:Russell Lynes

“I am a cheerful man, even in the dark, and it's all thanks to a good Lutheran mother. . . . Mother was well composed, a true Lutheran, and taught me to Cheer up, Make yourself useful, Mind your manners, and above all, Don't feel sorry for yourself.”

Men Feels Mind Wells Mother Dark Taught Sorry Thanks Manners Cheer Cheerful Self Pity Cheer Up Feel Sorry For You Lutherans

Book:Wobegon Boy

Source: Wobegon Boy

“And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.”

Knows War Able Funny America Lost Felt Eating Humorous Army Sorry Fishes Islands Japan Joints Reservations Sushi Eating Raw

Author:Bob Hope

“If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.”

Ifs Knows Feels Matter Facts Stories Funny Faces Lying Guy Sex Hours Break Four Middle Cry Ten Humorous Down And Sorry Nine Hug Breaking Down Matter Of Fact Straight Face Sorry For Him

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“Men are strange about politics. I have been around the world twice and I know politicians from many cultures. They are all alike. As long as they find themselves in the middle of it, they say they are sorry that all their time is taken up by politics. But as soon as they have lost and are out - oh, how terrible for them!”

Knows Men World Long Has Beens Political Culture Politics Lost Taken Middle Strange Politician Terrible Sorry Around The World

Author:Maryon Pearson

“I can only be myself, I'm sorry that's hell for you.”

I Can Friendship Hell Sorry I'm Sorry

Author:Ashlee Simpson

“I'm sorry if I took some things for granted, I'm sorry for the chains I put on you. But more than anything, I'm sorry for myself for living without you.”

Ifs Sadness Sorry Chains Granted I'm Sorry Without You

Author:Brenda Lee

“Took your car, drove to Texas. Sorry honey, but I suspected, you and I can't cry anymore.”

I Can Sadness Car Cry Sorry Texas Honey

Author:Sheryl Crow

“I'm sorry to say my dear wife is a dreamer, and as she dreams she gets paler and leaner. Then be off to your Dream, with his fly-away hat, I stay with the girls who are happy and fat.”

Dream Girl Marriage Wife Sorry Dear Fats Your Dreams Hats Dreamer I'm Sorry Fly Away

Book:Collected Poems

Source: Collected Poems

“Writing anything is terribly hard but, alas for me, because I am addicted, a heck of a lot of fun. I often am sorry I ever started writing prose, because it is so hard. But I can't stop.”

Writing I Can Hard Fun Sorry Prose Alas Am Sorry

Author:Judy Collins

“It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.”

Feels Okay Sorry Drunk Saying Sorry

Author:Vidal Sassoon

“Pressure selling is firmly rooted in American economic life, and I'm sorry it is, for it should not be necessary. Some people think part of the panic following 1929 was due to too much pressure in selling.”

People Thinking Should Too Much Economic Pressure Sorry Following Dues Selling Rooted Panic I'm Sorry

Author:Vash Young

“David Lynch came out of it a genius, and I came out of it a fat girl. I'm sorry that the only comment I get about the part is the way I look. Commenting on the critics' response to her performance in Blue Velvet”

Way Looks Girl Genius Criticism Performances Blue Response Critics Sorry Fats Comment I'm Sorry Velvet Fat Girl Blue Velvet

Author:Isabella Rossellini

“Honestly, I'm cool with everyone, and people pick up on that. I'd say, 'I'm not gay, but it's all good.' It's kind of like going to Paris when you don't know the language; some Americans get into trouble over there, but I'm just like, 'Sorry, I don't speak French.”

People Knows Kind Speak Language Trouble Gay Picks Sorry Honestly Paris Speaks French

Author:Dylan McDermott

“To have gone through so much work to heal myself and have my mother not acknowledge in any way that she was sorry for what had happened to me, broke my heart.”

Way Heart Mother Gone Happened My Heart Sorry Heal Broke Acknowledge Broke My Heart

Author:Anne Heche

“I think good things are happening to me and will continue. I am not optimistic about the rest of the species, but I'm so blessed, it's almost scary. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I have a wildly sunny disposition. I love to laugh.”

Thinking Laughing Happenings Blessed Good Things Species Sorry Scary Optimistic I'm Sorry Disposition Sunny Disappoint Sunny Disposition

Author:Daniel Gilbert

“For those of us who consider ourselves political moderates, life is a dispiriting slog, a sorry mix of rectitude and ineptitude.”

Political Life Is Sorry Moderates Rectitude Ineptitude

Author:Joe Klein

“This is going to sound strange, but I really didn't think I would pass 30. I don't know why or whatever, I just didn't. That's a very weird thing to say, I'm sorry. I don't know. Maybe it's because I was drinking so much as a youth.”

Thinking Knows Sound Youth Strange Drinking Sorry I'm Sorry Weird Things

Author:Kristin Davis

“If I turn on the television, am I to believe that that is America? I'm sorry, I don't believe that's America.”

Ifs Believe America Turns Television Sorry Don't Believe I'm Sorry Turn-on

Author:Karen Black

“The Founding Fathers would be sorry to see that America had become so divided and factionalized.”

Would Be America Father Sorry Divided Founding

Author:Michael Beschloss

“I think that you are what you speak a lot of times, and there's power in the tongue. I feel sorry for the people who always have something negative to say. If something happens bad in my day, I don't tweet about it - I pray about it, or talk to my husband about it or my mother about it, and get it off of me and move on.”

People Ifs Thinking Feels Happens Moving Mother Speak Praying Husband Negative Sorry Tongue Things Happen My Husband I Pray Tweet

Author:Monica Denise Brown

“Kids kill a show! It's, like, a fun concept when the character is pregnant, but then if a show runs for a while, I'm sorry, but it gets annoying when it starts to talk. You get a child actor in there, and unless that child actor is freakin' awesome, it's going to be annoying.”

Ifs Children Character Shows Running Kids Actors Fun Concepts Sorry Annoying Pregnant I'm Sorry Child Actors

Author:Eliza Coupe

“I'm not asking people to feel sorry for me.”

People Feels Asking Sorry

Author:Jack Abramoff

“I actually feel sorry for people who have a lot of illusions in their head about what gay is. I mean, I know some gay people who are really wonderful people.”

People Knows Feels Mean Wonderful Gay Illusion Sorry Gay People

Author:Richard Chamberlain

“I actually knew I was going to be perfect for Def Leppard, sorry I hate to say that but I knew it.”

Hate Perfect I Hate Sorry

Author:Vivian Campbell

“This planet seems to be in such sorry shape. And I can't ever think about the rest of the universe without coming back home and thinking what the implications for life here would be if we were to really have some definitive proof of extraterrestrial life.”

Ifs Thinking I Can Home Seems Would Be Universe Planets Shapes Sorry Proof Coming Back Implications Back Home Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Life

Author:Ann Druyan

“It's too hard for me to comment on the sorry state of our culture.”

Hard States Culture Sorry Comment

Author:Trevor Dunn

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