“It's been the same since caveman days, this game of love - they just changed the trumps from clubs to diamonds.” LoveGamesJusticeChangedTrumpClubsDiamond Author:Louise Erickson
“It’s said that the shuffling of the cards is the earth, and the pattering of the cards is the rain, and the beating of the cards is the wind, and the pointing of the cards is the fire. That’s of the four suits. But the Greater Trumps, it’s said, are the meaning of all process and the measure of the everlasting dance.” SaidEarthProcessFireGreaterFourWindTrumpRainCardsSuitsEverlastingPointingShuffling Book:The Greater Trumps Source: The Greater Trumps
“Catholics have guilt and Jews have guilt, fine. But mothers can trump them all.” MotherInspiringFineTrumpCatholicGuiltJewMothers Day Author:Diane Lane
“Let me say something at the outset. The questions that have been asked so far in this debate illustrate why the American people don't trust the media. This is not a cage match. And, you look at the questions - "Donald Trump, are you a comic-book villain?" "Ben Carson, can you do math?" "John Kasich, will you insult two people over here?" "Marco Rubio, why don't you resign?" "Jeb Bush, why have your numbers fallen?" How about talking about the substantive issues the people care about?” PeopleLooksHas BeensTwoBookCareNumbersTalkingIssuesMediaTrumpLet MeMathDebateComicFallenInsultVillainComic BookCagesDon't TrustMarcosBen Carson Author:Ted Cruz
“Donald Trump lied about criticizing Mark Zuckerberg.Ben Carson lied about Mannatech.Carli Fiorina lied about the size of the tax code.Marco Rubio flatly refused to answer a question ("discredited attacks from Democrats") that I guess he didn't think he could just lie about. This is quite a debate.” ThinkingLyingAnswersTrumpTaxesMarkDemocratSizeDebateCodeCriticizeLiedMarcosZuckerbergBen Carson Author:Kevin Drum
“Donald Trump says he's going to change the no-guns policy at his resorts. I can't wait to see that.” I CanWaitingPolicyTrumpGunResorts Author:Kevin Drum
“I wouldn't want to generalize, but we still do live in a society that's sexist and racist and addicted to class and has the ridiculous idea that if you have money you're smarter, which Donald Trump by himself should be able to disprove.” IfsWantShouldStillsIdeasAbleClassTrumpRidiculousRacistSmarterSexist Author:Gloria Steinem
“Сommercial hip-hop is not youth rebellion, not when the heroes of hip-hop like Puffy are taking pictures with Donald Trump and the heroes of capitalism - you know that's not rebellion. That's not "the street" - that's Wall Street.” KnowsStreetsYouthWallTrumpHeroCapitalismHip HopHipsHopsRebellionTaking Pictures Author:Saul Williams
“Donald Trump has fired a campaign adviser for posting racist remarks on Facebook. Isn't that shocking? Donald Trump has a campaign adviser.” TrumpCampaignsRacistShockingRemarksAdviser Author:Conan O'Brien
“It seems like everybody's weighing in on Trumps campaign - even Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. He said that Trump is 'probably the best thing to happen to politics in a long, long time.' Then Trump was like, 'Well, at least one Cuban loves me.'” WellsLongSaidSeemsHappensTrumpLong TimeMarkCampaignsBest ThingsOwnersCubanDallasWeighingMaverick Author:Jimmy Fallon
“I saw that Donald Trump is selling his penthouse suite at the Trump Park Avenue building here in New York City for $21 million. When asked why he's selling it now, Trump said 'Hey, Americans seem to be buying everything else I'm selling, so why not strike while the iron's hot.'” SaidSeemsCitiesMillionsSawsNew YorkBuildingTrumpHotStrikesSellingHeyParksBuyingIronWhy NotNew York CityAvenuesPenthouses Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Three of Donald Trump's kids have come forward to defend him, and called him 'an incredible dad and role model.' Donald was so moved that he wrote one of them back into his will. 'I'm not gonna tell you which one . . . it's Donald Jr.'” KidsThreeRolesTrumpDadModelsMovedIncrediblesRole Models Author:Jimmy Fallon
“In several speeches and interviews, Donald Trump has brought up his book 'The Art of the Deal,' and said that Obama would have negotiated a better deal with Iran if he had read it. It got even more awkward for Obama when Iran was like, 'It worked for us - you guys got screwed!'” IfsArtSaidBookGuyDealsTrumpSpeechInterviewsIranAwkward Author:Jimmy Fallon
“In a speech in Texas, Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton 'easily the worst Secretary of State in the history of our country.' When asked what he based that on, Trump said, 'I heard ME say it just now. So it's gotta be true.'” SaidCountryStatesHeardWorstTrumpSpeechClintonBeing TrueOur CountryTexasSecretary Author:Jimmy Fallon
“One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this - while Hillary said, 'Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.'” MayHas BeensSaidTrumpBillsDemocratCandidatesDeniedCrapPhantomsCongressmanWigsGop Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Donald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine.” CountryLastsGuyWorryCrazyHairFineTrumpImmigrantsLast TimeGrandson Author:Conan O'Brien
“Chris Christie said he will top Donald Trump's Iowa State Fair helicopter entrance by riding in on a pony. As a result, all the ponies in Iowa have gone into hiding.” SaidStatesResultsGoneTrumpFairsHidingRidingEntrancesIowaHelicoptersPoniesChristie Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump unveiled his immigration policy and now he's getting a lot of flak. His policy would have prevented his own grandfather from coming to America. That explains his new campaign slogan: 'Vote Trump to prevent another Trump.'” AmericaPolicyTrumpVoteCampaignsImmigrationGrandfatherSlogansImmigration PolicyComing To America Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump refuses to give details about his policy plans. Trump apologized by saying, 'When I announced I was running for president, I had no idea people would take me seriously.'” PeopleGivingIdeasRunningPresidentPlansPolicyTrumpDetailsRefuseNo IdeaTake Me Author:Conan O'Brien
“A top aide to Donald Trump says he quit the campaign this weekend because of Trump's public feuds, but Trump said he was fired. When asked what he was fired for, Trump said, 'Quitting!'” SaidTrumpQuittingCampaignsWeekendFeuds Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Donald Trump insisted he's always had a great relationship with women. He said, 'I believe a woman can be anything she wants to be, whether that's Miss USA or Miss Universe. Either one.'” WantBelieveSaidUniverseI BelieveMissingTrumpUsaGreat Relationship Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump said prior to the debate that he wants to be very civil. He said that instead of referring to all Hispanics as criminals, he'll call them criminal Americans.” WantSaidTrumpCriminalsDebateReferring Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.” HumansLooksPlansTrumpDefeatCome UpIsisHairstyles Author:Cher
“Passion should always trump common sense.” ShouldPassionCommonTrumpCommon Sense Author:Robert De Niro
“Be yourself. Authenticity trumps cool every time.” TrumpAuthenticityBeing Yourself Author:Craig Groeschel
“I don't know of a greater privilege than being allowed to tell a story, or to listen to a story. They're the only thing we have that can trump life itself.” KnowsStoriesGreaterTrumpPrivilege Author:Colum McCann
“I love being a mom. That's the best job I've ever had. All the other stuff I love the same, but being a mom trumps all of it.” JobsStuffLove IsMomTrumpBeing A MomBest JobLove Being A MomI Love Being A Mom Author:Tamera Mowry
“I did an art show for Donald Trump at his house in Palm Beach, Florida. It was a bunch of pop art and stuff like that, so I wasn't doing any graffiti at that time, so I'd say from about 2000 to 2006, I wasn't doing any graffiti.” ArtShowsHouseStuffTrumpPopsBunchBeachFloridaPalmsGraffitiPop ArtPalm Beach Author:Alec Monopoly
“Truth and facts have to trump partisanship. There has to be something that's true regardless of what your angle is on it.” FactsTrumpAnglePartisanship Author:Steven Soderbergh
“Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.” IfsLongPartyNiceTrumpAgreeGreenCommunistLoyalBeing NiceCommunist PartyGreen Party Author:Michael R. Burch
“I think if he [Donald Trump] goes to the super bowl, he thinks the guys in the huddle are talking about him.” PeopleThinkingKindPersonsTalkingTrumpBowlsSuper Bowl Author:Eric Schneiderman
“In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said "I believe in god." But of course The Donald was talking about Himself.” BelieveSaidChristianCoursesI BelieveTalkingTrumpI Believe InInterviewsBelieve In GodExclusiveBroadcastingI Believe In God Author:Jay Leno
“Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.” MatterWhiteCrazyTrumpNo Matter WhatApologizingCrazy Things Author:Bill Maher
“Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.” IfsKnowsWantCareTrumpBirthReportersWho CaresCertificatesBirth CertificateVaccinations Author:Craig Ferguson
“Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.” BigsSpeakTrumpSticksCarrieSpokesTeddy Author:Michael R. Burch
“I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.” WantNamesTrumpRight NowJokesDryVenues Author:Stephen Colbert
“Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.” ChildrenLinesCompanyTrumpHeirsBankruptcyBusted Author:Michael R. Burch
“These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.” EndsTrumpProphetEnd TimesDoom Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.” IfsRunningPartyHairTrumpRepublicanTreats Author:Michael R. Burch
“Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.” GovernmentHairTrumpCandidacy Author:Michael R. Burch
“Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.” TrumpToughAppealsWigsGoing Gets Tough Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?” PrinciplesTakenTrumpDepthHeightPeterUnprecedented Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.” ThinkingStatesSecretTrumpHusbandAccused Author:Michael R. Burch
“Today Donald Trump reaffirmed his stance against gay marriage. Trump said marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife.” SaidTodayGuyRichWifeTrumpGayThirdsGay MarriageStanceAgainst Gay Marriage Author:Conan O'Brien
“Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?” ChristianMistakeTrumpWorshipObviousEvangelicalHalos Author:Michael R. Burch
“Yesterday in New York City, Donald Trump officially changed his political affiliation from Republican to Independent. And Donald's hair has switched from pelt to carpet sample.” PoliticalCitiesNew YorkChangedHairTrumpRepublicanIndependentYesterdayNew York CityCarpetSampleAffiliation Author:Jay Leno
“It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!” TwoHellTrumpAffairForeign Affairs Author:Michael R. Burch
“The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.” PeopleTrumpRelateAutismVaccinations Author:Michael R. Burch