“I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.”
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Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
Source: Michelle Obama: In Her Own Words
Source: The Three Sisters
“Where I come from, they don't think much of men who are bossed about by their wives.”
Source: The Chronicles of Narnia Vol IV: The Silver Chair
“Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.”
Source: Newer Roosevelt messages: speeches, letters and magazine articles dealing with the war, before and after, and other vital topics
“Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.”
“My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.”
“My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“Happy wife, happy life. I think every man learns that quick. Really quick.”