Best window & car Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless it's a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit in the back of a car, where I can look out the window, answer my emails on my iPad, or hold hands with a pretty girl.”

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Author:Jean Pigozzi

“I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.”

Looks Car Window Truck Paparazzi

Author:Megan Fox

“I worked at car washes - two or three different car washes. I worked at McDonald's and Wendy's, I worked as a dishwasher and as a telemarketer in two or three different places. I sold windows door-to-door and never once sold a window.”

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Author:Joseph Bruce

“When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup.”

Car Window Blow Plates License Cliffs License Plate

Book:Ancient Gonzo Wisdom

Source: Ancient Gonzo Wisdom

“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.”

People World Known Car College Anxiety Window University Native American Automobile Prompts Affiliation Colleges And Universities Rear Window

Book:Class

Source: Class

“Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.”

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Author:Ralph Waldo Emerson

“In a car you're always in a compartment, and because you're used to it you don't realize that through that car window everything you see is just more TV. You're a passive observer and it is all moving by you boringly in a frame. On a cycle the frame is gone. You're completely in contact with it all. You're in the scene, not just watching it anymore, and the sense of presence is overwhelming.”

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Author:Robert M. Pirsig

“Some drivers have already got out of their cars, prepared to push the stranded vehicle to a spot where it will not hold up the traffic, they beat furiously on the closed windows, the man inside turns his head in their direction, first to one side then to the other, he is clearly shouting something, to judge by the movements of his mouth he appears to be repeating some words, no one word but three, as turns out to be the case when someone finally manages to open the door, I am blind.”

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Author:Jose Saramago

“With their tinted windows up, the cars of the rich go like dark eggs down the roads of Delhi. Every now and then an egg will crack open a woman's hand, dazzling with gold bangles, stretches out an open window, flings an empty mineral water bottle onto the road and then the window goes up, and the egg is resealed.”

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Book:The White Tiger

Source: The White Tiger

“It's horrible for someone to listen to someone learning any instrument - when I was first learning the banjo, I used to have to go out and sit in the car, and even in the summertime I'd have to roll up the windows. Because you just couldn't practice a banjo or a fiddle with other people around. Unless they're being paid.”

People Firsts Used Practice Car Window Paid Instruments Horrible Summertime Fiddle Banjos

Author:Steve Martin

“Now you've got people who don't really have the skills, because technology hides it, going out and putting these crappy singles out, and because that's all there really is, people basically eat it like hamburgers. It's become very, very commercialized. Which wouldn't bother me as much if people actually had talent. When I listen to something and the first thing I notice is that it's been turned into crap, I shut it off and throw it out the window of my car. Like it's the most offensive thing to me.”

People Ifs Firsts Technology Talent Car Skills Window Bother Going Out Crap Offensive Singles Hamburgers

Author:Corey Taylor

“I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.”

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Author:Gilbert Gottfried

“The Brit abroad is always the voice of caution. Persons of other cultures are known to be undisciplined, prone to leaning out of car windows and cooking with garlic.”

Persons Culture Voice Known Car Window Cooking Caution Other Cultures Garlic Brits Undisciplined

Book:Tigerman: A novel

Source: Tigerman: A novel

“We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.”

Knows Feels Know How Car Cat Window Flying Drivers Breeze Fur

Book:Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned

Source: Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned

“Somewhere along the way, the idea, which I think was initially to get some fair transaction between people, went out the window. And what came in was, the most you can get and the least you can give. That's why cars are the way they are nowadays. It's just an erosion of all the things that were true and right about the original idea.”

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Author:Bruce Springsteen

“When I got the job on 'Lost,' I was a broke university student living in the crappiest part of town, with a duct-taped back window on a broken-down car. I existed on peanut butter and tea.”

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Author:Evangeline Lilly

“When there's not ten feet of snow on the ground I ride my bike down the streets of New York, and I literally hear two things out of car windows as cabs pass by me: They either yell, "Hey, dummy," or "Hey, Mayhem."”

Two Feet Streets Car New York Ten Window Snow Hey Two Things Bike Cab Mayhem Dummy

Author:Dean Winters

“We have scarcely gotten home ... when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after waiting all day to do so. There is the bellyache and the burned-out basement bulb, the stalled car and the incontinent cat. The windows frost, the toilets sweat, the body of our spouse is one cold shoulder and the darkness of our bedroom is soon full of the fallen shadows of our failures.”

“I don't see why a poem couldn't be spoken out a car window or written on the beach at low tide. In fact, I'm sure people are doing it.”

People Facts Written Car Lows Window Beach Tides

Author:James Arthur

“I remember driving around with my parents when I was little and looking out of the window and being very aware that it was the shape of a film screen when you went to the cinema. This was how I first saw the world, framed through a car window.”

World Firsts Littles Remember Film Parent Saws Car Shapes Window Screens Driving Cinema Framed

Author:Rankin

“If you're driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead of giving him the finger back and calling him an asshole back, you just pull a funny face, and he doesn't know how to react to that, because you're using different rules.”

Ifs Knows Giving Different Faces Know How Car Wind Calling Window Down And Fingers Driving Funny Face

Author:Steve Coogan

“If there is anything worse than the aching tedium of staring out of car windows, it is the irritation of getting tickets, packing, finding trains, lying in bouncing berths, washing without water, digging out passports, and fighting through customs. To live in Carlsbad is seemly and to loaf at San Remo healing to the soul, but to get from Carlsbad to San Remo is of the devil.”

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Book:Dodsworth

Source: Dodsworth

“Dogs don't just like us, they love us, and they admire us. The big reason they admire us is we invented cars. They're like, "Yes, we get to go somewhere!" Go somewhere faster, with their head out the window, and their ears, like, "Yes! Yes!"”

Reason Bigs Dog Car Window Ears Admire Faster

Author:Laurie Anderson

“If a car came through a window anywhere near me, I'd be freaking out for three days!”

Ifs Three Car Window Freaking Out

Author:Danny Bonaduce

“I grew up around poets and novelists and my dad wrote poems about everything - from a cat sleeping in a window to a car wreck he passed on the highway. I learned not to censor myself: that was one of things I learned in my apprenticeship, my creative-writing apprenticeship with my dad.”

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Author:Lucinda Williams

“People always ask me what I'm doing on the subway, but I love it! Sometimes I like to ride in the front car and look out the window at the rats.”

People Looks Sometimes Asks Car Fronts Window Ask Me Rats Subway

Author:John Waters

“I get really irritated with crap drivers, so the last time I got cross was probably behind the wheel. I'll shout from the safety of my car, with the window up, but if anyone ever got out and challenged me I'd be terrified.”

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Author:Nikki Sanderson

“It makes me happy that people recognise me and want to click pictures with me. But sometimes, I want to be a common person. I want to go to a coffee shop and just chill. I miss driving my car with the windows rolled down.”

People Want Persons Sometimes Common Car Missing Window Coffee Driving Shops Chill Recognise Clicks Make Me Happy Coffee Shop

Author:Sonam Kapoor

“You don't have to just hit nails with hammers, you know; you can use a hammer to beat somebody's brains in, to make armor or break a car window. You can do all kinds of things with your instrument outside of its surface purpose. My bass is my crutch but the best crutch I could have.”

Knows Kind Use Purpose Can Do Brain Break Car Beats Window Instruments Surface All Kinds Nails Hammers Bass Armor Crutches

Author:Stephen Bruner

“People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can't beat that. Let's look for one with scotch or masking.”

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Author:Aaron Karo

“When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?”

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Author:Woody Allen

“Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!”

Mean Might Car Window Scientist Australia Confusing Hemp Biodegradable

Author:Jay Leno

“Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.”

Remember Car Missing Window Remember When Junk Environmentalist Happier Times

Author:Paula Poundstone

“Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?”

Looks Turns Car Window Smell Driving Miles Smoke Smoking Cigarette Grandma Backseat

Author:Doug Benson

“Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!”

Ends School Hell Car High School Window Shooting Hanging Out

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing someone in their life, ended up on the streets. So much of our time is spent in cars that sometimes you need to look out of those windows. And you see that a dollar, 50 cents, whatever you have, may not mean much to you, but it means everything to people who are hungry and who are in need.”

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Author:George Lopez

“I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.”

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Author:Marc Jacobs

“One day I locked my keys in my car and as I was standing there with a hanger halfway through the top of my window, a guy walks up and says, Lock yer keys in the car? Without missin' a beat I said, Nope, Just washed it and was hanging it up to dry. Here's your sign.”

Said Guy Walks Car Keys One Day Beats Standing Window Dry Locked Locks Halfway Standing There Hangers

Author:Bill Engvall

“The road to hell is paved with reasonable religion with a non-anxious god. Most days, I'm pretty happy driving down that road. But I keep running into this Crazy Fellow along the way. At every stop light, he jumps up and down to get my attention. He pounds on my window asking me where the heck I think I'm going. He stands on the front bumper, shouting at me to turn around. When all else fails, he throws himself in front of the car. He's such a drama queen.”

“One of the big things that we wanted to do was trying to kick out a car window as you're driving after it's been shattered obstructing your view. I mean, that's - I can't count how many movies I've seen that in, and we just thought, you know, like, it could be funny if it just kind of goes wrong and this foot just kind of punctures through the window and gets stuck.”

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Author:Seth Rogen

“I've worked in an office. People are sitting down doing their stuff, or pretending to do their stuff, and they're bored. I've heard a car tire screech and 30 people went to the window. That was a piece of excitement in their day, that a car might have had to stop quickly, you know. You don't need dinosaurs, you know.”

People Knows Needs Might Stuff Pieces Heard Car Office Sitting Window Bored Excitement Pretending Tire Dinosaurs Sitting Down

Author:Ricky Gervais

“Hip-hop to me right now is really easy listening. It's very easy listening, like there's nothing abrasive about it. There's no album that I put in my car that makes me roll down the windows - all the windows - and ride past the club line three times before I get out the car.”

Past Three Easy Lines Car Listening Right Now Window Hip Hop Albums Clubs Hips Hops Three Times

Author:Pusha T

“The reality is there is only each present moment: You are called to give a talk. You get out of a building and into a car. You look out of the window. You arrive at the venue. You sit in the chair; you wait; you step out onto the stage. Every movement is simple. There is only that.”

Giving Looks Moments Reality Waiting Simple Steps Stage Car Movement Building Window Chairs Present Moment Venues

Author:Eckhart Tolle

“I listen to Glee songs a lot. I like their rendition of "Bust the Window Out Your Car."”

Song Car Window Glee

Author:Coco Jones

“The one thing you'll notice when you're walking through Harlem is every single passing car is playing different music and there's also music that's being played out of windows.”

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Author:Cheo Hodari Coker

“My grandmother told a story that when they used to leave from Southampton to go into the City, because he had apartment buildings in Queens - I was born in Astoria, Queens - they had apartment buildings in Queens and Manhattan, different businesses, and she wanted to pick blueberries on the side of the road and he wouldn't stop, so my grandma used to throw her purse out the window. She never had less than $4,000 cash, back in the 20s, and he would then stop the car and she would pick blueberries. And, he never had a record.”

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Author:Robert Davi

“I always wondered, you know I watch "Cops" all the time - why doesn't a drug dealer design a trap door under their car? 'Cause cops don't have cameras under the cars, they get you for throwing stuff out the window! If you got a trap door under your car, boom! You would run over it. It would be genius.”

Ifs Knows Would Be Running Causes Stuff Watches Doors Car Design Genius Drug Window Cameras Over It Throwing Cop Traps Dealer Drug Dealers

Author:Kellan Lutz

“My Cop Stopper was a Pokémon ball that you push the button and then Tesla's coils go in and the chemical compound reactions go, so it's an electrical ball so once you throw it out the window usually, in my idea of robbing a bank, I'd go through an alley way, and what this Pokémon ball would do, is it hits the metal of the cop car .”

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Author:Kellan Lutz

“I want to create music that you can just vibe to. Put in your car and just you know like you roll all the windows up and you're like dancing and you just don't know why you're dancing but the music just makes you move.”

Knows Want Moving Car Like You Window Dancing

Author:Kerry James Marshall

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