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“Jason Mraz, and the new James Blunt song is the worst thing that has ever been created on the face of the earth.”

Earth Faces Song Worst Worst Things Jason Blunt

“The worst is when men try too hard, because it's not very masculine. Your outfit has to look like 'Oh, I just grabbed that.' Not too calculated. Jeans, a t-shirt: the simpler the better.”

Men Trying Looks Hard Worst Shirts Jeans T Shirt Masculine

Author:Eva Green

“...self-consciousness is a man's worst enemy.”

Men Self Consciousness Enemy Worst Self Consciousness Worst Enemy

Book:High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help you when you're at your worst, that's a friend.”

People Ifs Way Made Helping Company Worst Pleasant Jackasses Friends For Life

Author:Rick Bragg

“The worst leaders are the once that think they have to know as much or more than the people who work with them. The best leaders are the once who know that their employees know hell of a lot more than what they know and willing to admit it whilst expressing the value of their employees.”

People Thinking Knows Values Leader Hell Worst Willing Employee Best Leader

Author:Simon Sinek

“All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.”

Eye Life Is Used Worst Car Fronts Driving Passing Passings Used Car

Author:Woody Allen

“Of course you have a duty to show the disfigurations of society as well as its more agreeable aspects. But if TV in the western world uses its freedom continually to show all that is worst in our society, while the centrally controlled television of the Communist world and the dictatorships show only what is judged advantageous to them and suppress everything else, how are the uncommitted to judge between us? How can they fail to misjudge if they view matters only through a distorted mirror?”

“It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.”

Real Kids Mother Names Pieces Worst Rocks Rose Call Me Plymouth Flintstones Plymouth Rock

Author:Chris Rock

“The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.”

Mean Real Guy Worst Married Ideals Partners Comedian Being Married

Author:Chris Rock

“I was in the De Witt Clinton Hight School marching band. One of the worst bands ever formed. When we played the national anthem, people from every country stood - except Americans.”

People Country School Worst Band Clinton Anthem National Anthem Marching Band

Author:Robert Klein

“When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea.”

Want School Girl Worst High School Worst Things Old Fashioned Gonorrhea

Author:Bill Maher

“It is my belief that we all have the need to feel special. It is this need that can bring out the best in us, yet the worst in us.”

Needs Feels Belief Worst Special

Author:Janet Jackson

“I'll clue you in on a secret: death is not the worst thing that could happen to you. I know we think that; we are the first society ever to think that. It's not worse than dishonor; it's not worse than losing your freedom; its not worse than losing a sense of personal responsibility.”

Thinking Knows Firsts Happens Secret Responsibility Society Worst Losing Worst Things Clue Personal Responsibility Your Freedom Dishonor

Author:Bill Maher

“My wife would say my worst habit is that I'm not good at dropping subjects. If something bothers me, I'll bring it up endlessly and relentlessly. I think it's a search for clarity, but she uses different words.”

Ifs Thinking Different Use Wife Worst Subjects Habit My Wife Clarity Bother Dropping

Author:Paul Reiser

“United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.”

United Enemy Worst Airline Passengers Worst Enemy Luggage

Author:David Letterman

“Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!”

People Want Justice Worst Holy Concepts Blessed Divorce Guilty Guillotine

Author:Roseanne Barr

“John Walker Lindh, a twenty-year-old American studying in Pakistan, was captured in Northern Afghanistan fighting for the Taliban. Experts call it the worst semester abroad program ever.”

Years Fighting Study Worst Program Twenties Experts Afghanistan Pakistan Captured Taliban Walkers Semester

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“The worst of being sacked is you can never find your car.”

Worst Car

Author:Anthony Eden

“I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.”

Ifs Believe Said I Can Bigs Party Worst Thousand Jokes Get Up Bucks

Author:Don Rickles

“Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!”

Looks Use Happens Cutting Worst Legs Stilts

Author:Aziz Ansari

“It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.”

Thinking Feelings Home Night Worst Late Clothes Sitting Stranger Coming Home Couches Me Alone

Author:Dane Cook

“When I'm on the red carpet, I'm prepared for [the attention.] But the worst thing is on planes, when you're asleep and you're woken up by a camera flashing. That's a little bit much. But what do you do? It's a part of [being famous]. Unfortunately.”

Littles Bits Attention Worst Little Bit Red Cameras Prepared Planes Worst Things Carpet Red Carpet Being Famous

Author:Beyonce Knowles

“My best quality is that I'm a big hearted person. I'm resilient, too. My worst quality is selfishness, although everyone is guilty of that to an extent. Everyone should be, I think - you need to respect yourself.”

Thinking Needs Should Persons Bigs Quality Worst Guilty Selfishness Hearted Resilient Respect Yourself Big Heart

Author:Matthew McConaughey

“I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.”

People World Three Hours Worst Work Out Eight Fats California Places In The World Fat People

Author:Louie Anderson

“I think I look very healthy. You've already seen what I've eaten, so I couldn't be anorexic, and I wouldn't throw up if you paid me $1,000, so I'm not bulimic. Okay, for $1,000 I would stick my finger down my throat, but throwing up is the worst thing in the world.”

Ifs Thinking World Looks Worst Healthy Okay Paid Sticks Fingers Throat Throwing Worst Things Anorexics Throwing Up

Author:Courteney Cox

“Are not the worst examples of architecture to be found in private enterprise in cheap jerry-built homes?”

Home Found Worst Example Built Architecture Enterprise Housing Jerry Private Enterprise

Author:Hugh Dalton

“The worst is feeling worthless.”

Feelings Worst Worthless

Author:Donald Glover

“Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.”

Feels Years Looks Games Names Careers Worst Football Cowboy Quarterback Football Game Jessica Bad Years

Author:Chelsea Handler

“If you look at any other group of people suffering injustice, women are always in the worst situation within that group.”

People Ifs Looks Suffering Situation Groups Worst Injustice Worst Situation

Author:Salma Hayek

“When I had my son, it was the worst day and the best day of my life because I realized that I will never love someone so much, but I will never be able to keep him from the lessons that he's meant to learn, in this lifetime.”

Able Worst Son Lessons Lifetime I Realized My Son Love Someone Worst Day

Author:Maria Bello

“After the Ankara bombings on October 10, people were asked to hold a minute of silence, but many refused. Our society can't even unite in grief to honor the victims. We've lost our empathy. That's maybe the worst.”

People Lost Grief Silence Minutes Worst Honor Empathy Victim Our Society October Bombing Ankara

Author:Elif Safak

“I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say 'Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.'”

“The worst thing you can do is end up with a network show on cable or end up with a cable show on network.”

Ends Shows Can Do Worst Worst Things Cables

Author:Shawn Ryan

“The worst question really comes from the attitude of the asker and it usually comes in the form of "What was your inspiration for the film?"”

Inspiration Film Form Attitude Worst

Author:Jay Duplass

“Toronto I've worked in so many times so you kind of just know every store, every hotel, every - it's really close to New York so it's awesome for my children so if I have to go home for two days it doesn't take very much time. Except for Air Canada. Air Canada is the worst part.”

Ifs Knows Kind Children Two Home Air Worst New York Stores My Children Canada Hotel Two Days Toronto

Author:Mary-Louise Parker

“When I'm writing, I'm locking myself in a room. I'm the worst critic in the world. I write something and then I beat myself up. I'm like "Vin, you're retarded, that makes no sense."”

World Writing Rooms Worst Beats Critics Retarded

Author:Vin Diesel

“As a devastating series of attacks rock America's oldest ally, the nation that stood by us after 9/11 that gifted us the Statue of Liberty. France on November 13, 2015 fell victims to the worst terror attack in its history.”

America Nations Liberty Worst Rocks Victim Series Terror France Allies Gifted Statues November Statue Of Liberty Terror Attacks

Author:Peter King

“You're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but Earl Blackwell finally died, and I was on his blacklist every year for being the worst dressed person.”

Years Persons Speak Worst Died Ill

Author:Meryl Streep

“Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!”

Thinking Lasts Guy Worst Tickets Merry Lottery Merry Christmas Lottery Ticket

Author:Norm MacDonald

“Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.”

Knows Wells Worst Terrible Wake Up Jail Hangover

Author:Colin Quinn

“I hate that word, 'quirky.' It's like the worst f - king word in the world.”

World Hate Worst Kings I Hate Quirky

Author:Norman Reedus

“I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected.”

Would Be Kids Water Worst Punishment Soccer Polo Water Polo

Author:Daniel Tosh

“Taping yourself and making yourself listen to the tape of each performance no matter how bad is really important. There's always a nugget line or a direction pointed out to you in even the worst show.”

Important Matter Shows Lines Worst Performances Tape Nuggets

Author:Franklyn Ajaye

“Iowa's the worst. Iowa's just nothing, just flat as far as you can see. It's the only state in the country where you can stand on your front porch and actually watch your dog run away for three days.”

Country States Running Three Watches Worst Dog Fronts Flats Running Away Iowa Porch Front Porches

Author:Greg Fitzsimmons

“Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. But it all changes after that. You get a great car, a great job. You got a wife, kids, you got your health. But then your company is sold out from under you, your stocks tank, your wife's sleeping with the gardener and your teenage daughter is pregnant. And you notice that you have a prostate so hard, you can actually take a hammer to it. But hey, not one zit.”

“Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. Peer pressure, acne, final exams, seven little tiny hairs on your upper lip. Luckily, the girls never noticed your infantile moustache, 'cos they were hyptonised by the fire engine sized zit on your forehead.”

“Everybody's a racist. It's the one human trait that makes us all exactly the same. Deep down, we only like people who are exactly like us. And it doesn't matter. White. Black. Red. Yellow. Purple, uh oh, the purple people, are the worst. Man. All prejudiced and birth marky. But, we've got to learn to get past our differences. I learned that at the museum of tolerance. After my dad beat the crap out of a guy over a parking spot.”

People Men Humans Matter Past Guy Black Differences White Worst Birth Dad Beats Racism Red My Dad Tolerance Spots Racist Museums Yellow Traits Crap Purple Deep Down Parking Parking Spots

Author:Christopher Titus

“Telling me that I can't do something is probably the worst thing that anyone can say, because I'll definitely do it. I'm very determined.”

I Can Worst Determined Worst Things

Author:Dustin Johnson

“Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst.”

People Thinking Way Worst Racism

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.”

Way Persons Stories Comedy Worst Materials Thirds Upset Blogs Third Person

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

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