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“Não sou um economista, político ou financeiro que disponha de respostas rápidas sobre as razões pelas quais as coisas podem ou não podem mudar. Sou um tecnólogo e um empreendedor habituado a reparar nas discrepâncias entre a forma como as coisas são e a forma como poderiam ser, e a fazer perguntas cujas respostas possam apontar o caminho para futuros melhores.”

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Book:WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us
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“As pequenas empresas são a base da economia, proporcionando quase metade do emprego de todo o setor privado. Os decisores políticos têm de compreender o papel das plataformas que trazem as pequenas empresas para o século XXI, avaliar o seu impacto económico e elaborar políticas fiscais para encorajar a criação de um valor económico mais amplo e não apenas o valor que as empresas extraem para si próprias.”

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Book:WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us
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“A inteligência artificial não é uma espécie de rutura radical. A inteligência artificial não é uma máquina do futuro, hostil aos valores humanos, que nos levará a todos para o desemprego. A inteligência artificial é o próximo passo na disseminação e utilidade do conhecimento, que é a verdadeira fonte de riqueza das nações. Não devemos receá-la. Devemos fazer com que funcione, de forma intencional e refletida, para que crie mais valor do que perturbações para a sociedade. Já está a ser utilizada para potenciar e não para substituir a inteligência humana.”

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Book:WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us
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“O processo de integração de novas tecnologias nos negócios e na sociedade está longe de ter terminado. Novas tecnologias estão a generalizar-se mais rapidamente do que podem ser aprendidas em qualquer escola. Entretanto, as vantagens das novas tecnologias para as empresas dependem muito da sua capacidade para formar a sua força de trabalho e mudar os fluxos de trabalho de acordo com as suas exigências.”

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Book:WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us
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“She lay on her back, knees up, thighs apart, rubbing herself with both hands, then beckoning him. But as he approached, he saw jagged shards of glass embedded in her skin. They protruded from her breasts, belly, thighs - glistening, clear blades waiting to rip him up. With a grin, she opened her mouth. Her tongue slid out, weighted with a jagged triangle of glass. Reaching between her legs, she spread her flesh. Powdered glass spilled like salt from her vagina. "Fuck me," she said. "Not till you take the glass out," he told her.”

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Book:Beware!/ Dark Mountain 2 in 1
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“The story of Yoshitsune and the Thousand Cherry Tres was both simple and complicated. Simple in that things never change: people consistently jealous or secretive or brave-hearted. As for the rest, it all came down to a series of misunderstandings, the type that could happen to anyone, really. You assume that the sushi bucket is full of gold coins, but instead it's got Kokingo's head in it. You think you know everything about your faithful follower, but it turns out that he's actually an orphaned fox who can change his shape at will. It was he who spoke my favorite line of the evening, five words that perfectly conveyed just how enchanting and full of surprises this Kabuki play really is: 'That drum is my father.”

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Author:David Sedaris
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“I’m Ciara. Sorry, Rosalina,” she says, voice low and sultry. “I’m needy. He sent me here before I even finished, you know.” “Who sent you here?” “The Prince of Thorns,” Ciara, Astrid, and Marigold all say at the same time. I gape at them. “Wait, what? You were mid-bang with Caspian then he used his weird horny-thorny magic to send you here? And this isn’t the first time he’s done it?” Ciara runs her hands through her hair. “Why are the most beautiful men the most fucked?”

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Book:Bonded by Thorns
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“Most people will say that this story which I told "It's not a happy"... doesn't exist, but sorry it exist. I made in normal age, like 10 or 14 years old to can be saw the drama, if it was baybe, the baybe will cry, won't it? The age which I put the girl was the perfect, teenager in the same time, mother which is lost which will mean she has died... her father with a strange past still a mystery.”

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Book:It's not a happy
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“You’ve gotten cheeky, Becca.” “Me? Never. Can I let him in, please? He’s giving me a headache. He doesn’t seem to understand he can’t enter your office whenever he wants.” Jared couldn’t help a smile. That sounded like Gabriel. “Didn’t you tell him I’m busy?” “I did. And you know what he said? ‘But it’s me.’ As if the rules don’t apply to him.” She couldn’t quite keep the dislike from her voice. Jared’s smile disappeared. “That’s enough, Rebecca. Let him in.” Jared hung up, his mood souring. He knew Rebecca meant well. She was just a little overprotective of him and she had never liked Gabriel. To be fair, Gabe wasn’t sunshine and rainbows: he could be a bit of a jerk around people he didn’t care about—which was most people—but he was fiercely loyal to those few he did care for.”

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Book:Just a Bit Unhealthy
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“Ziellos zappte sie durch die Kanäle: Von einer Kochshow, in der ein besonders kritischer Halbling die Cousine von zwei Zwergenköchen harsch aburteilte, über eine Dokumentation, die sich mit Schimmersüchtigen beschäftigte, und einen ausführlichen Bericht über den Bombenanschlag auf den Kosmetikkonzern Lesvin vor drei Wochen, bei dem ein Mann und seine kleine Tochter starben, eine Folge von "Durchs Verlies", die auf den Krieger-Comics beruhte, und in der eine Gruppe von Helden (zwei Gnome: sie Klerikerin, er Barde), ein menschlicher Barbar, ein halbelfisches Geschwisterpärchen (er mit Messern, sie mit Bogen und Bärenbegleiter) und ein menschlicher Scharfschütze mit altertümlichen Feuereisen als Bewaffnung heroisch überzeichnete Abenteuer erlebten bis hin zu einer Reportage, die gerade erst angefangen hatte.”

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Book:Das Grün umschlingt das Eisen (Der Naturzyklus 1)
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