“Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern.” WantEndsSleepPersonalityPagesShiningClintonMemoirWant To Sleep Author:Craig Kilborn
“Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.” FeelsLooksSaidStatesDarkSafeClintonScaredHarlem Author:Craig Kilborn
“Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.” BigsSeeingBillsClintonStatuesNostalgic Author:Craig Kilborn
“It's weird watching President Bush struggle with excuses for why we went to war. As he struggles, it reminds us all what a terrific liar Bill Clinton really was.” WarPresidentStruggleBillsClintonExcuseLiarsTerrificPresident Bush Author:Craig Kilborn
“Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.” MadeNightPresidentCuttingBrokenHabitPromiseClintonCampaignsSenatorsCarbonAttackingPresident BushCouchesEmissionsCarbon DioxideBreaking PromisesCarbon Dioxide Emissions Author:Craig Kilborn
“Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'” WritingBookStrongerBillsClintonFinishedChicks Author:Craig Kilborn
