“President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.” JobsLastsPresidentMonthsYeahWorkersCampaignsPresident BushNew Job Author:Craig Kilborn
“As the Democrats get revved up at their convention in Boston, President Bush is fighting back the only way he knows how: by going on vacation! Ah, it's nice to take a rest, replenish your supply of smirks. The vacation was expected, because Bush traditionally takes a month off every summer to relax and avoid reading National Security Warnings.” KnowsWayFightingReadingPresidentKnow HowNiceSecurityMonthsSummerDemocratExpectedRelaxWarningVacationConventionsNational SecurityBostonPresident BushSmirkFighting BackGoing On Vacation Author:Craig Kilborn
“As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.” PresidentMonthsSixElectionDemocraticBottomRoutineSailSix MonthsPresident BushEmergingNominationsJohn KerryElection DayNational Guard Author:Craig Kilborn
“As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.” WarFightingPresidentMonthsCongressIraqBudgetsPresident BushSubscription Author:Craig Kilborn
“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.” AnswersStudentsCollegeMonthsDrinkPercentDrinkingPhonesTelephonesSurveysCollege StudentsCollege DrinkingCollege Days Author:Craig Kilborn
