“The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.” YearsPastThreeMovedThree YearsMoved On Author:Craig Kilborn
“Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?'” YearsSimpleDoorsAskingCaliforniaCandidatesGovernorsOld Woman Author:Craig Kilborn
“Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.” YearsLyingJusticeFourCongressObstruction Author:Craig Kilborn
“Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.” YearsRolesAuthorityNewsLawyerGood NewsTradingScandalStripesInsidersInsider Trading Author:Craig Kilborn
“In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.” WorldYearsFirstsHumansStillsRedScientistSeriesThirtyBad ThingsBostonThirty YearsMassachusettsWorld SeriesBoston Red Sox Author:Craig Kilborn
“Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.” PeopleYearsNextThousandTenJokesSorryGovernorsRecallsI'm SorryNext YearPetitionsSchwarzenegger Author:Craig Kilborn
“People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.” PeopleYearsSexWifeSevenLos AngelesScandalSeven YearsInvolvingDisgustedSchwarzenegger Author:Craig Kilborn
