“Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.” PeopleIfsWonderSupportGayGay MarriageHintsHaircutsJohn KerrySupport Gay Marriage Author:Craig Kilborn
“This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'” IfsSawsMessagesCampaignsJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.” PeopleIfsHas BeensWould BeWatchesWeekTvsAngryBrandsElectricityStolenBrand NewBaghdad Author:Craig Kilborn
“If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!” IfsLoveWholeDreamLike YouBunchLoving You Author:Craig Kilborn
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'” IfsSaidI CanRunningAmericaRaceCampaignsYesterdaySenateEmbarrassingOhioJerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'” IfsGivingLooksProblemHandsBigsLightSidesHealthyMachinesChecksWheelsSampleHmmGynecologistsUltrasounds Author:Craig Kilborn
