“President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.” JobsLastsPresidentMonthsYeahWorkersCampaignsPresident BushNew Job Author:Craig Kilborn
“This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'” IfsSawsMessagesCampaignsJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'” IfsSaidI CanRunningAmericaRaceCampaignsYesterdaySenateEmbarrassingOhioJerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.” MadeNightPresidentCuttingBrokenHabitPromiseClintonCampaignsSenatorsCarbonAttackingPresident BushCouchesEmissionsCarbon DioxideBreaking PromisesCarbon Dioxide Emissions Author:Craig Kilborn
