“The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.” TakenRepublicanNewsElectionRoundsClockAdsSwingsFoxesPromotingFox News Author:Craig Kilborn
“Our top story, in 'Threat Matrix Reloaded' news ... Attorney General John Ashcroft and FBI Director Robert Muller held a press conference today to announce that Al Qaeda is planning attacks somewhere inside the United States at sometime in the future. So go about your normal lives, but with a vague sense of foreboding.” StatesStoriesTodayUnitedUnited StatesDirectorsNormalNewsPressesThreatPlanningAlsVagueConferencesFbiAttorneyAl QaedaNormal LifePress ConferencesForeboding Author:Craig Kilborn
“Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.” YearsRolesAuthorityNewsLawyerGood NewsTradingScandalStripesInsidersInsider Trading Author:Craig Kilborn
“There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'” SaidJobsNewsCreditConfusedGood NewsNew Job Author:Craig Kilborn
“The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.” PeopleBigsRunningPoliticalFourNewsCaliforniaGovernorsChantingSchwarzeneggerVowels Author:Craig Kilborn
“Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.” MenStoriesTodayFunnySuccessfulDogStrangeHe ManNewsMedicalRelatedOrgansPakistanChasingKeithTransplantsMailmanOrgan Transplant Author:Craig Kilborn
