“I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.” PeopleShowsShow BusinessScrewed Up Author:Craig Kilborn
“I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.” PeopleSimpleRadioCaliforniaNorthern California Author:Craig Kilborn
“My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'” PeopleSaidBrotherMy BrotherIrritatingMisanthrope Author:Craig Kilborn
“I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.” PeopleThinkingWayCertainViewsNegative Author:Craig Kilborn
“Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.” PeopleIfsWonderSupportGayGay MarriageHintsHaircutsJohn KerrySupport Gay Marriage Author:Craig Kilborn
“There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.” PeopleIfsHas BeensWould BeWatchesWeekTvsAngryBrandsElectricityStolenBrand NewBaghdad Author:Craig Kilborn
“Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.” PeopleSaidLastsSituationWeekUnemploymentJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.” PeopleBigsRunningPoliticalFourNewsCaliforniaGovernorsChantingSchwarzeneggerVowels Author:Craig Kilborn
“Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.” PeopleYearsNextThousandTenJokesSorryGovernorsRecallsI'm SorryNext YearPetitionsSchwarzenegger Author:Craig Kilborn
“People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.” PeopleYearsSexWifeSevenLos AngelesScandalSeven YearsInvolvingDisgustedSchwarzenegger Author:Craig Kilborn
