“My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'” PeopleSaidBrotherMy BrotherIrritatingMisanthrope Author:Craig Kilborn
“You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'” MaySaidPresidentWaterHeardMarsPresident BushNasa Author:Craig Kilborn
“There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'” SaidMomentsMillionsDollarsDemocraticChecksEmbarrassingMillion DollarsJohn KerryFundraiserEmbarrassing Moment Author:Craig Kilborn
“President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'” SaidSidesPresidentIssuesBoth SidesPresident BushJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'” SaidJobsNewsCreditConfusedGood NewsNew Job Author:Craig Kilborn
“Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.” PeopleSaidLastsSituationWeekUnemploymentJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.” MaySaidWarPresidentRecordsCandidatesVietnamPresident Bush Author:Craig Kilborn
“Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.” FeelsLooksSaidStatesDarkSafeClintonScaredHarlem Author:Craig Kilborn
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'” IfsSaidI CanRunningAmericaRaceCampaignsYesterdaySenateEmbarrassingOhioJerry Author:Craig Kilborn
