“Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II” RunningVoteCopGovernorsSlogansKindergartenSchwarzeneggerVote For Me Author:Craig Kilborn
“Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.” RunningFieldsMatesMikeKnightsDeanTyson Author:Craig Kilborn
“Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.” StatesRunningGoalBirdSpreadCaliforniaGovernorsEaglesLarry Author:Craig Kilborn
“Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.” RunningHousePlasticTomsSheetsRidgesParakeets Author:Craig Kilborn
“The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.” PeopleBigsRunningPoliticalFourNewsCaliforniaGovernorsChantingSchwarzeneggerVowels Author:Craig Kilborn
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'” IfsSaidI CanRunningAmericaRaceCampaignsYesterdaySenateEmbarrassingOhioJerry Author:Craig Kilborn
