“There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'” SaidMomentsMillionsDollarsDemocraticChecksEmbarrassingMillion DollarsJohn KerryFundraiserEmbarrassing Moment Author:Craig Kilborn
“President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'” SaidSidesPresidentIssuesBoth SidesPresident BushJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.” PeopleIfsWonderSupportGayGay MarriageHintsHaircutsJohn KerrySupport Gay Marriage Author:Craig Kilborn
“John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.” PoorWifePlansHandleNakedSuitsPrisonerJohn KerryArmani Author:Craig Kilborn
“John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.” HurtPositionIraqShouldersSurgeryJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.” TodayWifePlansFoolGoldProofCardsDeficitWipeJohn KerryFool Proof Author:Craig Kilborn
“This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'” IfsSawsMessagesCampaignsJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
“John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.” FoundPresidentDemocraticDemocratAlsFlashGoreJohn KerryFound Someone Author:Craig Kilborn
“As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.” PresidentMonthsSixElectionDemocraticBottomRoutineSailSix MonthsPresident BushEmergingNominationsJohn KerryElection DayNational Guard Author:Craig Kilborn
“Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.” PeopleSaidLastsSituationWeekUnemploymentJohn Kerry Author:Craig Kilborn
