“The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?” MenHumorKidsFunnyHellSexyDirtyOld Man Author:Frankie Boyle
“I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' So what? My dad will shag your dad..and your dad will enjoy it.” KidsSchoolEnjoyDadGayBiggerMy DadYour Dad Author:Frankie Boyle
“I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.” KnowsLooksHumorKidsFunnyPoorRecordsComedyDadMy DadFinancial Author:Frankie Boyle
