“For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)” HumorFunnyDeathPoliticsHellHumourDevilFuneralScotlandDark HumorMargaret Thatcher Author:Frankie Boyle
“The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.” PeopleHumorFunnyLossCasesIdentityWorriedRisingScotlandEuroNational IdentityRising Prices Author:Frankie Boyle
“The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we'll dig a hole deep enough to deliver her to Satan ourselves.” StatesEnoughHumorGovernmentFunnyDiesSpendingHolesSatanFuneralConsideringScotlandShovels Author:Frankie Boyle
“For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.” GivingPersonsHandsMillionsHolesSatanScotlandShovels Author:Frankie Boyle
“Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.” TwoNegativeScotlandScotsNegatives Make Author:Frankie Boyle
