“Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!” ThinkingMenShowsProblemHumorFunnySurveysPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Frankie Boyle
“That should be the anti-speeding advert. It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.” ThinkingShouldTryingHumorFunnyRememberSpeedingWedding DayAdverts Author:Frankie Boyle
“Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.” ThinkingHumorFunnyFacesSeeingAppearingGrans Author:Frankie Boyle
“Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.” ThinkingLongStillsHumorFunnyAsksWifeLet MeDiedMy Wife Author:Frankie Boyle
“Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he's in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer.” ThinkingKnowsDoeHumorFunnyAmericaFootballBeckham Author:Frankie Boyle
“I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?” ThinkingMadeHumorFunnyInternetSaddam Author:Frankie Boyle
“I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.” IfsThinkingI CanDoneHelpingHumorFunnyNew YorkDrivenDamageSquaresBombersToyotaTimes Square Author:Frankie Boyle
“A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.” ThinkingGivingYearsHumorFunnyFallBoysBabyBirthNeededBritainTapeMumAmazedSectionsOld WomanGiving BirthBaby Boy Author:Frankie Boyle
“People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.” PeopleThinkingWayHeartHumorFunnyDiesSexHeardDrugPhrasesGood WayHeart Attack Author:Frankie Boyle
“Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.” ThinkingKnowsHumorFunnyWeightBrownStrokesBlair Author:Frankie Boyle
“Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.” ThinkingHumorFunnyAmericaBlackWhiteWoodsBarackAppealsVotersBlack And WhiteTigers Author:Frankie Boyle
“I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech, when he got made President and they put all that bullet proof glass in front of him? I think that shows you how racist America still is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.” ThinkingFeelsFirstsMeanMadeStillsShowsAmericaFightingBlackPresidentFrontsSpeechRacismSorryGlassesProofRacistBulletsInnate Author:Frankie Boyle
