“I did Scottish footballer of the year this year, attempted to do some comedy at that. Not the brightest people in the world. There were seven O-Levels in that room, and they were all mine.” PeopleWorldYearsHumorFunnyLevelsRoomsComedyMinesSevenFootballerScottish Author:Frankie Boyle
“It's good they're holding the Olympics in the East End of London. Means the athletes will have to use extra skill to work out which gunshot is the starting pistol.” MeanEndsUseHumorFunnyComedySkillsStartingAthleteWork OutEastLondonExtrasOlympicsPistolsGunshots Author:Frankie Boyle
“They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.” GivingHumorFunnyDealsBoysComedyTerroristOfferingVirginsSlag Author:Frankie Boyle
“I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.” KnowsLooksHumorKidsFunnyPoorRecordsComedyDadMy DadFinancial Author:Frankie Boyle
