“Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.” ThinkingLongStillsHumorFunnyAsksWifeLet MeDiedMy Wife Author:Frankie Boyle
“I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.” KnowsLongHumorFunnyStuffKnow HowBoredVetsShagging Author:Frankie Boyle
“The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.” IfsLongHumorFunnyBitsRealizingRateAverageExpectancyGlasgowLife ExpectancyAverage Life Author:Frankie Boyle