“In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.” HumorFunnyDiesEventsMaskAnnoyingOxygenCeilingsCabins Author:Frankie Boyle
“The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we'll dig a hole deep enough to deliver her to Satan ourselves.” StatesEnoughHumorGovernmentFunnyDiesSpendingHolesSatanFuneralConsideringScotlandShovels Author:Frankie Boyle
“People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.” PeopleThinkingWayHeartHumorFunnyDiesSexHeardDrugPhrasesGood WayHeart Attack Author:Frankie Boyle
