“Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.” PeopleFeelsYearsMadeCountryAmericaKillingSoldier Author:Frankie Boyle
“As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.” YearsHumorFunnyWatchesLandPlanesAirportsPassengersGlasgow Author:Frankie Boyle
“I did Scottish footballer of the year this year, attempted to do some comedy at that. Not the brightest people in the world. There were seven O-Levels in that room, and they were all mine.” PeopleWorldYearsHumorFunnyLevelsRoomsComedyMinesSevenFootballerScottish Author:Frankie Boyle
“Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.” KnowsWorldYearsLooksHumorFunnyFourCupsFour YearsDumpWorld CupVictoriaBeckham Author:Frankie Boyle
“A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.” ThinkingGivingYearsHumorFunnyFallBoysBabyBirthNeededBritainTapeMumAmazedSectionsOld WomanGiving BirthBaby Boy Author:Frankie Boyle
