“I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.” KnowsLongHumorFunnyStuffKnow HowBoredVetsShagging Author:Frankie Boyle
“Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he's in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer.” ThinkingKnowsDoeHumorFunnyAmericaFootballBeckham Author:Frankie Boyle
“Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.” KnowsWorldYearsLooksHumorFunnyFourCupsFour YearsDumpWorld CupVictoriaBeckham Author:Frankie Boyle
“My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.” PeopleKnowsMenHumorFunnyReadingLaughingDadMy DadTelephonesMake You Laugh Author:Frankie Boyle
“Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.” ThinkingKnowsHumorFunnyWeightBrownStrokesBlair Author:Frankie Boyle
“I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.” KnowsLooksHumorKidsFunnyPoorRecordsComedyDadMy DadFinancial Author:Frankie Boyle
