“What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!” IfsWholeShowsHumorFunnyChoicesDoorsWallSittingTrainPrizeLockedMultipleToiletsSlidesAnything GoesQuizMultiple ChoiceUnveilingQuiz Show Author:Frankie Boyle
“I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?” IfsHumorFunnyFacesBedTransplantsThreesome Author:Frankie Boyle
“The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.” IfsLongHumorFunnyBitsRealizingRateAverageExpectancyGlasgowLife ExpectancyAverage Life Author:Frankie Boyle
“I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.” IfsThinkingI CanDoneHelpingHumorFunnyNew YorkDrivenDamageSquaresBombersToyotaTimes Square Author:Frankie Boyle
“Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two.” IfsWorldTwoWholeHumorBigsRealityFunnyLevelsSuccessfulBuiltScientistExperimentsProton Author:Frankie Boyle
“If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.” IfsNeedsHumorFunnyCuresHarry PotterTeenageCantPottersLadGetting LaidEyesightBroomsticks Author:Frankie Boyle
