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“Her cheekbones were sky high that any pilot would want to become acquainted with, and her cheery smile, paired with her almost auburn hair and enveloping emerald eyes made you want to fly home for the holidays, wizard or no wizard.”

Fun Beauty Smile Witty Clever Holidays Wizard Cheekbones Auburn Emerald

Book:Whisky Hernandez

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“her hips were having an argument with the upper half of her body as to who was to get more eye contact”

Funny Fun Beauty Humorous Argument Witty Clever Hips Hilarious Quirky

Book:Whisky Hernandez

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“one man asked his friend, 'So how is her figure?', to which the reply was, 'Ballpark'.”

Funny Beautiful Beauty Humorous Baseball Witty Attraction Clever Body Image Wordplay

Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

Source: A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

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