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“The pair of them were both sans socks so beneath their footwear they were matching and going toe-to-toe.” HumorFunnyFeetWittyCleverToesWhimsicalFootwearSocks Book:Whisky Hernandez Source: Whisky Hernandez
“was in everyday attire with sand-colored jeans and a denim-blue buttoned-down shirt with his lean muscles defined underneath and exposed with his rolled-up sleeves. His tannish skin was peppered with freckles and he was bestowed with a natural rouge on his face; matched with his dry wavy dirty blonde hair he looked like a scarecrow that had given up the farm in favor of greener racing pastures.” FunnyHumorousWittyCleverHilariousFarmWhimsicalFrecklesScarecrowDenim Book:Whisky Hernandez Source: Whisky Hernandez
“There was an excitability about him that seemed it could dissipate at any moment as though he were Christmas in July but rather than sporting holiday cheer and sparkling fireworks, he offered the showing of amateur eggnog hangover and explanations about the lack of permits to the fire department.” FunnyHumorousWittyCleverChristmasHilariousJulyFireworksWhimsicalEggnog Book:Whisky Hernandez Source: Whisky Hernandez
“He threw caution to the wind. Caution was not too fond of the wind and would later seek revenge on him for this treacherous debauchery.” HumorWittySillyCleverAbsurdOddWhimsicalWackyNonsensicalPersonification Book:The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories Source: The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories
“which when compounded with the straw he was using to take intermittent sips with from his drink, conjured up an image of him as a real-life toy heat engine drinking bird that appears in science classes.” HumorFunnyScienceHumorousWittyCleverHeatBirdsStrawsWhimsical Book:Whisky Hernandez Source: Whisky Hernandez