“but only after our own respective prides slowly melted away, like a lion family ice sculpture being left near those restaurant heaters that a maître d’ was going to have to blame a waiter for so she could keep her job and he could lose his as payback for him dumping her for the ice sculptor.” HumorFunnyPrideDatingWittyBetrayalRevengeCleverWaitersIce Sculptures Book:The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats Source: The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats
“He somehow managed to convey an eagerness to please yet was skeptical as to whether he should; it was a self-betrayal countenance.” SelfInterestingWittyBetrayalCleverSkepticismMisleadEagernessPleasing OthersFacial Expressions Book:Whisky Hernandez Source: Whisky Hernandez
“The mummy felt betrayed, like when a spouse agrees on a movie you decided to watch only to put on a different movie as you go to the bathroom, having to sit through the whole movie and not argue about it because it’s not worth fighting over, just boiling up inside and remembering it for later when they want their coffee with half-and-half, knowing that you put 2-percent milk in there and they won’t know, but you will.” HumorFunnyWittyBetrayalRevengeCleverAbsurdSpouseBetrayedSignificant Other Book:The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats Source: The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats