“But before the man could reach the door, there was a knock, like one that happens to precipitate a courtship meeting for two punctuation marks that are going out to dinner and one really doesn’t like the restaurant, but goes anyway because they’re a comma dating.” FunnyHumorousDatingWittyDinnerCleverAbsurdCourtshipPunctuationWordplay Book:The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats Source: The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats
“but only after our own respective prides slowly melted away, like a lion family ice sculpture being left near those restaurant heaters that a maître d’ was going to have to blame a waiter for so she could keep her job and he could lose his as payback for him dumping her for the ice sculptor.” HumorFunnyPrideDatingWittyBetrayalRevengeCleverWaitersIce Sculptures Book:The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats Source: The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats
“like two single people playing cat and mouse for way too long, where the cheese has long since expired for the mouse and the mouse is way too malnourished for the cat.” FunnyRelationshipsDatingWittyCleverCheeseDietBeing SingleCat And MouseMalnourished Book:The Ghost Therapist...And Other Grand Delights Source: The Ghost Therapist...And Other Grand Delights