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“Her cheekbones were sky high that any pilot would want to become acquainted with, and her cheery smile, paired with her almost auburn hair and enveloping emerald eyes made you want to fly home for the holidays, wizard or no wizard.”

Fun Beauty Smile Witty Clever Holidays Wizard Cheekbones Auburn Emerald

Book:Whisky Hernandez

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“wondering if Hercules was available, pondering the twelve labors of Hercules assuming that Hercules was a mythical Greek obstetrician”

Funny Fun Humorous Labor Witty Mythology Clever Hercules Obgyn Obstetrician

Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

Source: A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“her hips were having an argument with the upper half of her body as to who was to get more eye contact”

Funny Fun Beauty Humorous Argument Witty Clever Hips Hilarious Quirky

Book:Whisky Hernandez

Source: Whisky Hernandez

“so the bartender knew he would be paid handsomely. Not beautifully, but handsomely as there is a subtle distinction and one all pretty boys need to hear.”

Humor Funny Fun Money Witty Clever Absurd Handsome Pretty Pretty Boy

Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

Source: A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“tomatosauceruruses (the first Italian dinosaurs)”

Funny Fun Witty Clever Absurd Italian Italy Dinosaurs Dinosaur Tomato Sauce

Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

Source: A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“Glancing around for his friends eenie, meenie, miney, and mo, they were nowhere to be found and he was left stranded with this lane picking dilemma, so he grimaced and picked the first lane offered.”

Humor Funny Fun Humorous Witty Clever Absurd Decisions Dilemma Bowling

Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

Source: A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“I’d say he’s about 5’12,” Sebastian said. “That’s 6’,” Whisky said. “Yeah, same thing.”

Funny Fun Humorous Witty Silly Clever Height Hilarious Quirky Approximation

Book:Whisky Hernandez

Source: Whisky Hernandez

“which was so easy a staples button could do it”

Humor Funny Fun Humorous Witty Clever Absurd Buttons Commercial Office Supplies

Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

Source: A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“When the defense attorney finished her opening statement, which included a lot of body movement due to the fact that the bar exam that she passed only included limbo references”

Funny Fun Dancing Dance Witty Clever Lawyers Limbo Bar Exam Opening Statement

Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

Source: A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

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