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“her hips were having an argument with the upper half of her body as to who was to get more eye contact”

Funny Fun Beauty Humorous Argument Witty Clever Hips Hilarious Quirky

Book:Whisky Hernandez

Source: Whisky Hernandez

“She could see a police car zooming into the parking lot and she ushered with her hands like a bullfighter on a runway that had lost his cape, but needed to get out of Spain to atone for his sins”

Funny Sin Humorous Witty Clever Spain Hilarious Quirky Sins Matador

Book:Whisky Hernandez

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“Had he worn a sweater tied around his neck he could have served as the undeniable unintentional intimidating model poster boy for all the ever disappearing middle-class parents who saw the brochure for any ivy league school and were dreading money they had to shell out.”

Funny Money College Witty Clever Middle Class Hilarious Tuition Ivy League Sweater

Book:Whisky Hernandez

Source: Whisky Hernandez

“like someone who obsessively collects paintings of hoarders”

Humor Funny Humorous Witty Clever Obsession Hilarious Collecting Hoarding Paintings

Book:The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

Source: The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

“I’d say he’s about 5’12,” Sebastian said. “That’s 6’,” Whisky said. “Yeah, same thing.”

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Book:Whisky Hernandez

Source: Whisky Hernandez

“was in everyday attire with sand-colored jeans and a denim-blue buttoned-down shirt with his lean muscles defined underneath and exposed with his rolled-up sleeves. His tannish skin was peppered with freckles and he was bestowed with a natural rouge on his face; matched with his dry wavy dirty blonde hair he looked like a scarecrow that had given up the farm in favor of greener racing pastures.”

Funny Humorous Witty Clever Hilarious Farm Whimsical Freckles Scarecrow Denim

Book:Whisky Hernandez

Source: Whisky Hernandez

“There was an excitability about him that seemed it could dissipate at any moment as though he were Christmas in July but rather than sporting holiday cheer and sparkling fireworks, he offered the showing of amateur eggnog hangover and explanations about the lack of permits to the fire department.”

Funny Humorous Witty Clever Christmas Hilarious July Fireworks Whimsical Eggnog

Book:Whisky Hernandez

Source: Whisky Hernandez

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