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Famous Janet Evanovich Quotes
“Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.”
“Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.”
“Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.”
“And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.”
“With the exception of dessert, food is food.”
“This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.”
“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”
“Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger”
“I almost never shoot people.”
“One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger”
“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”
“I hate mornings. They start so early.”
“You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!”
“I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.”
“I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.”
“He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?”