“Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!” LittlesHomeLyingThreeWhiteColdPaidLos AngelesMortgageFerrariWhite Lie Author:Milton Berle
“Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together” TogetherRememberGuyThreeSubjectsTvsMy TimeHeelsControversialHigh HeelsLiving Together Author:Milton Berle
“I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.” YearsThreeSaltNew YearGrainAspirinGrain Of Salt Author:Milton Berle
“In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.” MenThreeSpeakHoursGet UpDisagree Author:Milton Berle
“At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.” LongThreePartyFourHairRedChristmasSecretarySalesmanRed HairPicklesChristmas Party Author:Milton Berle
“Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.” KidsThreeSuicideCommittedChristmasSantaNeighbourSanta ClausChristmas Eve Author:Milton Berle
