“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.”
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Famous Milton Berle Quotes
“If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.”
“You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.”
“It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.”