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Famous Milton Berle Quotes
“I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.”
“I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.”
“My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.”
“There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.”