“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.”
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Famous Milton Berle Quotes
“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”
“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.”
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?”