“I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.” IfsKnowsKidsSchoolSexWorryKnow HowToo MuchSex Education Author:Milton Berle
“When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"” KidsSchoolWishEducationTeacherHeardCrazyTeachingOne Day Author:Milton Berle
“It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!” KidsSchoolEducationTeamTeachingToughSteroid Author:Milton Berle
“Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.” KnowsWantKidsEducationTeacherTeachingPaid Author:Milton Berle
“I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.” MatterHelpingKidsTogetherEducationalChristmasToys Author:Milton Berle
“Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.” TwoKidsWantedTenStoresLocalsChristmasDepartmentToysSantaDepartment Stores Author:Milton Berle
“Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.” KidsThreeSuicideCommittedChristmasSantaNeighbourSanta ClausChristmas Eve Author:Milton Berle
