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Famous Milton Berle Quotes
“Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.”
“All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.”
“Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.”
“I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.”
“My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?”
“My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.”