“Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.” GivingFeelsFeelingsLawPracticeLawyerGloriousAttorney Author:Milton Berle
“I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.” KnowsFeelsInterestingKnow HowHusband Author:Milton Berle
“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” ThinkingFeelsYearsRunningFunnyHealthTenDoctorsAddMotivational RunningJoggingRunning FunnyFunny Running Author:Milton Berle
“At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.” FeelsYearsTwoWomenTwentiesEighty Author:Milton Berle
“Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.” WantFeelsNumbersChristmasCardsInsecureChristmas Card Author:Milton Berle
