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Famous Milton Berle Quotes
“Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.”
“Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.”
“I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!”
“Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?”
“It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.”