“You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.” IfsWantLooksPersonsNormal Author:Milton Berle
“Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list” WantYearsLastsToughEightListsBillionsChristmasLast YearSantaTough TimesIrsFunny Money Author:Milton Berle
“Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.” KnowsWantKidsEducationTeacherTeachingPaid Author:Milton Berle
“Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.” WantFeelsNumbersChristmasCardsInsecureChristmas Card Author:Milton Berle
“I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?” WantWantedGuyNextOfficeChristmasWrapsSaloons Author:Milton Berle
“My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.” WantWifeDivorceMy WifeChristmasMexicanWant Something Author:Milton Berle
