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Famous Milton Berle Quotes
“I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.”
“I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.”
“I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.”
