“Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?”
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Famous Milton Berle Quotes
“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.”
“Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.”
“Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?”
“Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.”
“My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?”