“All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.”
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Famous Milton Berle Quotes
“On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.”
“She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.”
“The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.”
“Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.”
“Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.”
“Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.”