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“The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.”
“Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader's senses”
“One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.”
“The best way of getting into something is to think of it as mischief.”
“A key and a strangler - this is all a simple tale requires.”
“The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.”
“Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.”
“The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.”
“Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.”
“A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.”
“What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?”
“Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.”
“One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.”
“How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?”
“A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.”