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Famous Zach Braff Quotes
“When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.”
“I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.”
“I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.”
“My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.”
“Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.”
“I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?”
“I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.”
“Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.”
“Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.”
“There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.”
“If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.”
“I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.”
“It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment”
“Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter”