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Famous Zach Braff Quotes
“I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?”
“I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.”
“Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist”
“If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.”
“Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that”
“I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.”
“Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.”
“I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.”
“I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'”
“They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?”
“Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.”
“The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.”
“I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.”
“There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?”
“I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.”
“Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.”
“I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?”