“When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.”
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Famous Zach Braff Quotes
“I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.”
“Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.”
“I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.”
“I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?”
“Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.”
“Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.”
“You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.”
“I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog”
“I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.”