“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.” Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.” HumorFunnyToo MuchHumilityHumourBehaviorJokesHumorousHumbleArroganceSatireOverwhelmingAphorismArrogantModestyTolerateBehaviourModestJokeHilariousUnbearableAphorismsTolerableAphoristAphoristsOverpoweringInsufferableUnendurableOppressiveUnacceptableIntolerableInsupportable Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.” HumorFunnyMissingHumourJokesHumorousSatireAphorismJokeExesHilariousAphorismsAphoristAphoristsMissEx WifeExEx HusbandEx LoverLong ForEx Partner Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.” HumorFunnyHumourHabitLoversJokesHumorousBreakupUrgesSatireAphorismThievesLoverJokeHabitsHilariousTheftAphorismsBreakupsAphoristAphoristsThiefStealUrgeKleptomaniacKleptomaniacsKleptomania Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.” ChildrenHumorKidsFunnySexHumourJokesHumorousSatirePregnancyChildAphorismPregnantHomosexualityHomosexualJokeHilariousAphorismsOrphanHomophobiaOffspringOrphanageAphoristAphoristsKidHeterosexualityOrphansSexual IntercourseStraightHomophobesHeterosexualHomophobeAbsent FathersAbsent FatherPregnancies Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.” HumorFunnyHumourJokesHumorousSatireAphorismJokeHilariousAphorismsMasturbationAphoristAphoristsSelf AbuseMasturbateWankerWankingWank Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.” HumorFunnyHumourJokesHumorousVanitySatireAphorismNarcissismJokeHilariousToiletsAphorismsFartShitAphoristAphoristsRestroomToiletFecesFartsUrinalDefecateDefecationFaecesLooComfort StationLavatoryPowder RoomWashroomFarted Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.” HumorFunnyReligionReligiousAtheismHumourJokesHumorousAtheistBelieverInsaneInsanitySatireDisabilitySanityAphorismSaneJokeHilariousDisabledSuperstitionAphorismsSuperstitiousBelieversCrippledAphoristAphoristsAtheistsNonbelieverCrippleNonbelieversDisable Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.” HumorFunnySuccessSuccessfulHumourFailureJokesHumorousEnvyUsed To BeFormerSatireAphorismJokeHilariousFailAphorismsEnviousAphoristAphoristsShadow Of One S Former SelfShadow Of Her Former SelfShadow Of His Former SelfShadow Of My Former Self Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“They all looked at her but no one saw her, none except the man who watched her like it was his religion.” Romance Book:The Annihilator Source: The Annihilator
“A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.” HumorFunnyGamesSportsWaterHumourJokesHumorousIceTiesSatireWrestlingAphorismJokeHilariousAphorismsGameSportAphoristAphoristsHot WaterBoard GamesCheckmateStalemateDrawTieWrestleIce CubeIce CubesBoard Game Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana